September 2010
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That's What We DO!: You Brits Are Gonna Love This... →
To the citizens of the United States of America from Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II In light of your failure in recent years to nominate competent candidates for President of the USA and thus to govern yourselves, we hereby give notice of the revocation of your independence, effective…
Sep 27th
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That's What We DO!: Hospital Know It All →
At the end of the tax year, the IRS office sent an inspector to audit the books of a local hospital. While the IRS agent was checking the books he turned to the CFO of the hospital and said, “I notice you buy a lot of bandages. What do you do with the end of the roll when there’s too little left…
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Taking a Step in the Wrong Direction
This is my paper I banged out in 15minutes.. Only a rough draft.. but be honest! lol Damn this formatting, it’s better on Word! “Hey, um this is the down escalator you idiot,” Said the obviously annoyed tourist woman to the person slowly pushing his way in between all the stream of those riding the right direction. Hours beforehand, Steven had decided amongst the many awkward situations...
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